"You’re asking Ross to have rhythm?"

(Source: fetchwalkr, via loverlyduck)

beatonna:

ladyhands

beatonna:

I want cable knit sweaters to be something they are not 

bogleech:

"apocalyptic" scenario where all skeletons come to life but the problem is that they just mindlessly try to re-play all their past actions so you end up with skeletons just in the way all the time, trying to drive, emptying trash cans into dumpsters that aren’t there anymore, walking out of stores with shit they tried to pay for with a handful of dirt, shoving bugs and leaves through your mail slot because they use to be postal workers.

Skeletons break into an office building that was built over an old baseball field and pantomime an entire game, wrecking all the office stuff in the process.

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whywehateyou:

We hate you because you come into a nearly empty restaurant ten minutes before close and jokingly say, “Where is everybody?” They’re at home not being assholes.

(via dianareiid)

whywehateyou:

We hate you because you expect commission level service at a minimum wage price. 

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becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

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salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

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rapunzelie:

men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input

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