keyhyung:

i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE 

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uchihabanera:

welcome to the weeaboo athletics. our first event will be the 400m naruto run

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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averypottermormon:

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

I think about this post a lot

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hornyheartsclub:

THE MAGIC BEGINS ϟ Favourite Wizarding Family

ϟ Lovegood family

The Lovegoods lived near Ottery St. Catchpole in Devon, England, close to Weasley and Diggory families. They were regarded as unusual by other wizarding families. Xenophilius Lovegood was an editor of The Quibbler. It is unknown if they were pure-blood, Luna and possibly her father belonged to Ravenclaw. Mrs Lovegood died in an accident when she was experimenting with potions in 1990. Later on, Luna became a naturalist and married Rolf Scamander and had two children, Lorcan and Lysander.

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The best part of my restaurant is that we have now had two employees quit and go to other jobs for the sole purpose of dating one of our managers.

We have such a professional staff, JFC.

[x]

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And please help howl take back his heart.

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