Asker

Anonymous asked:

Arin and Dan drive up and surprise Suzy when she's done taxidermy school classes for the day.

It’s been a really long few weeks away, Suzy thinks with a sigh as she opens the door to her dorm, eyes on her phone’s screen as she skims it for any recently missed messages, maybe ones from Jean, maybe ones from her folks, but ultimately ones from her boys, wonders if they’ve done the dumb thing where they’ve sent her another picture of Dan halfway down Arin’s throat and both of them giving enthusiastic thumbs up with the text “Wish You Were Here!”

It’s probably why she doesn’t notice Arin and Danny reclining in her bed, fully nude and trying to look seductive, until she’s already shut and locked the door behind her. It’s probably insulting just to bust out laughing like she does, but Jesus Christ, what else is a girl supposed to do with Danny Sexbang and Egoraptor contorted into pretzels with pouty lips staring right at her in the least erotic way possible?

Give me a pairing and a prompt and I’ll write you a three-sentence fic.

Asker

Anonymous asked:

ninja ship party + skype?

(GOD BLESS YOU)

It doesn’t matter that there’s an eight-hour time difference between them, honestly, that Danny has to stay up until 3am just to catch Brian on his lunch break between classes, just to see Brian’s steely blue eyes behind his glasses as he smirks through the camera. For a moment they just sit there, Danny soaking up what little of his presence that he can get, Brian tracing a finger over his lips in that contemplative way he does when he’s memorizing something.

And when Brian murmurs “Miss me, Daniel?” in that soft voice of his, Danny can’t even respond without thinking that he’s about to fucking explode in his too-tight too-far-away skin.

Give me a pairing and a prompt and I’ll write you a three-sentence fic.

ladysansalannister:

1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me a prompt.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

(Source: vampirtini, via dovingbird)

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(via denialsexbang)

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

(via elarafading)

(Source: babyfaceblaster, via jingledink)

mutantragequitpsycho:

if this isnt the face of “are you fucking kidding me?” idk what is

(via agentnorthcarolina)

(Source: raydayton, via agentnorthcarolina)

ohhellosugar:

Things Joel Heyman Can Get

  • It

image

(via agentnorthcarolina)