Who am I? WHO AM I? I AM THE GUARDIAN OF LOST SOULS! I AM THE POWERFUL, THE PLEASURABLE, THE INDESTRUCTABLE MUSHU!

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satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

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And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved Emily, taken from us so tragically on this very day. Her legacy will live in our hearts for all eternity.
Well, she ain’t getting any deader! Back to work.

Dr. Wily, Act II (via hyperfantastic)

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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  • Me:

    Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

  • Spider:

    Omg man I didn't see you there.

  • Me:

    We cool?

  • Spider:

    Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

  • Me:

    Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

  • Spider:

    Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

  • Me:

    So...can I get out now?

  • Spider:

    Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

  • Me:

    Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

  • Spider:

    Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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jimmymm-ilustra:

´cause PoC Harry is my favorite Harry…

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