Every single word of this.
The body monitoring though.
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My brilliant professor- Caroline Heldman- love her!
-I'm a ciswhite female, she/her pronouns.
-I'm twenty-four years old.
-I'm a heteroromantic asexual.
-I'm relatively hyperromantic as well.
-I'm a writer.
-On December 14th, 2013, I married the man of my dreams.
-I'm one of those strange people who graduated from college with a degree I can't really use.
-I have a lot of obsessions, most recently Achievement Hunter.
-Other obsessions include Game Grumps, Linkin Park (mostly Mike Shinoda), Harry Potter, Disney, The Protomen, USMNT/USWNT, adorable animals, pretty art, and attractive people.
-I try to be pretty obsessive about tagging, so if you're curious if I'm in a fandom just check my tagged section.
-I mainly write embarrassing fanfictions and smut to keep my writing chops up, but hope to graduate to publishing one of my novels in the near future.
-As a former music major, I desperately miss singing, though I'll pick writing over it any day of the week.
-I'm a Hufflepuff and was probably made to be a hobbit, honestly.
-I'm obsessed with polyamorous scenarios represented in any kind of media.
-If you don't tip your servers at least 15%, I'll personally come out of your toilet and haunt you with lobsters.
-I'm very socially awkward in person, but love chatting with people in my askbox, so don't be afraid to message me!
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